Friday, May 26, 2006

burdee go scool lest nite. burdee HAET SCOOL! burdee do 'pass de puppee' burdee haet pass de puppee. burdee do not lik oder peupl tuching burdee. onlee daddee an momee can tuch burdee. pass de puppee es stoopid. how cum meneu does not du pass de puppee... unfare.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

now I see this on flickr. I wonder if it is the view from inside the purple monster that ate mommy. Surprising her camera is inside the monster and still working. I know if I ate her camera it wouldn't work anymore.
where is mommy?

Sunday, May 21, 2006

it is sunday and no mommy. I can only assume she was eaten by the purple monster or she doesn't love us. either of which suck.
our fence has been torn down in one spot so birdie and I are planning our escape. It isn't that we don't like daddy we just think someone needs to help mommy. he doesn't seem to be overly concerned. So we can totally get out of the backyard. Next we need to know where victoria is and how to drive. oh and daddy's car keys. if I steer birdie can push the pedals. She is eating alot in hopes that she will gain a bunch of weight - right now she doesn't weigh enough to push the pedals. i'm even letting her eat my food so we can get mommy sooner.
daddy always puts his keys on the microwave and we can't reach up there so I am not sure how we will get those. this plan isn't completely thought out. But the first part is in place - we CAN get out of the backyard.
Perhaps I should just send birdie out on a scouting mission - tell her to find victoria.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

30 years later...
i saw this picture of mommy on flickr. I think she has been eaten by this monster. I don't know what to do. How can I find out if she has been eaten, I can't call and she doesn't come home at regular times. I don't think daddy has seen this. Maybe I will leave this on his desktop so he can see it and then he can rescue mommy.
if anyone sees this creature please get mommy out of it. And send her back to vancouver c/o Minou and Daddy.

Monday, May 15, 2006

birdie trying on minou's sunglasses

birdie trying on minou's sunglasses
Originally uploaded by Luc, Ang, Minou and Birdie.

ha ha look what mommy made birdie wear yesterday.

birdie tried to sleep beside me last night - so I bit her. HAHAHAHAAAA!! I totally got in trouble. I barely touched her and it was 4:00am so I thought mommy and daddy were sleeping. but mommy woke up and birdie was all whimpering and being a suck. she went on cuddled on mommy's pillow. pathetic. i guess next time I shouldn't growl and bark before i bite her.

Saturday, May 13, 2006

momee hom!!!!!!! YAY!!! momee hom!!!!!!!
burdee haat scool. scool no fun. dadee tak burdee to scool wen momee gun. now momee hom and no scool. meen man en wyt shirt hurt burdee tumee. burdee tri bit meen man.
burdee be weth momee all dae. we nap ootsied bi pool.
momee hom momee hom momee hom!!!!!!
meneu hapee to.

Monday, May 8, 2006

so still no mommy. I guess she isn't coming home. Apparently her movie has This person in it. Maybe her and that person have just become best buddies and she has forgotten us little people. Flying around in private jets with personal assistants.
She'll be sorry. One day she'll be at some fancy 5 star resort and she will realize she has no friends and life isn't all about money and glamour. But will Daddy, Birdie and I still be waiting for her? I think NOT. We will find a new mommy - not auntie penny though - she is an alien. Maybe if anyone is going to Victoria can they come get me and I will at least look for mommy? Convince her to come home.

Saturday, May 6, 2006

Mommy didn't come home last night - I thought she would it was a Friday night. But NOOOO Mommy and no signs of her arriving this am. The house is a mess and no one seems to care. I haven't had my teeth brushed or my nails clipped in FOREVER. Maybe it isn't so bad without Mommy here.
Oh I hope she comes home soon. It has been really nice outside but I don't trust Auntie Penny or Daddy to take me out for a walk.
If anyone sees Mommy please give her money for the ferry ride and send her home.

Wednesday, May 3, 2006

Auntie Penny came and took Birdie away yesterday. At first I was really happy. But then I started getting worried and without Mommy being home I thought she would be mad if she knew Penny took Birdie away. And then Auntie Penny came back WITH NO BIRDIE! I freaked out - what did she do to Birdie? Then she was trying to take ME away. I was growling at her and went to hide. Finally Auntie Penny went away.
Then Daddy came home and saw Birdie was missing. He went and FOUND Birdie and she had been DRUGGED!!!! and they had cut her open and she had stitches!!!!!! I think maybe Auntie Penny is an alien, alien abductions!!!!
Today SHE CAME BACK!!!! I was soo scared I wouldn't let her touch ME or BIRDIE. I barked and growled. Birdie doesn't seem to care but I don't think she knows what happened to her. I don't know what to do. I wish Mommy would come home so I could tell her about Auntie Penny. Daddy must be helping Auntie Penny because he knew where Auntie Penny put Birdie and he still lets her come over.
This is totally freaky. If anyone sees my Mommy please tell her to come home and take us with her. I don't want to be probed.

Tuesday, May 2, 2006

stephen harper REALLY hates puppies

just a quick note. been listening to the cbc today. Our stupid prime minister is giving his budget today - with tax cuts for middle income families and supposedly a 6% GST instead of the 7%. Well that is great and all but when they ask where the money is coming from this is the answer - less spending on the enviroment and culture.
GR-EAT. SO mommy will get tax cuts BUT she will have no jobs (as already witnessed...)
If there are any really really big puppies out there who live in Ottawa and need a BIG BONE to chew on I can reccomend a few...