Friday, May 26, 2006
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Sunday, May 21, 2006
our fence has been torn down in one spot so birdie and I are planning our escape. It isn't that we don't like daddy we just think someone needs to help mommy. he doesn't seem to be overly concerned. So we can totally get out of the backyard. Next we need to know where victoria is and how to drive. oh and daddy's car keys. if I steer birdie can push the pedals. She is eating alot in hopes that she will gain a bunch of weight - right now she doesn't weigh enough to push the pedals. i'm even letting her eat my food so we can get mommy sooner.
daddy always puts his keys on the microwave and we can't reach up there so I am not sure how we will get those. this plan isn't completely thought out. But the first part is in place - we CAN get out of the backyard.
Perhaps I should just send birdie out on a scouting mission - tell her to find victoria.
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
i saw this picture of mommy on flickr. I think she has been eaten by this monster. I don't know what to do. How can I find out if she has been eaten, I can't call and she doesn't come home at regular times. I don't think daddy has seen this. Maybe I will leave this on his desktop so he can see it and then he can rescue mommy.
if anyone sees this creature please get mommy out of it. And send her back to vancouver c/o Minou and Daddy.
Monday, May 15, 2006
birdie trying on minou's sunglasses
Originally uploaded by Luc, Ang, Minou and Birdie.
ha ha look what mommy made birdie wear yesterday.
birdie tried to sleep beside me last night - so I bit her. HAHAHAHAAAA!! I totally got in trouble. I barely touched her and it was 4:00am so I thought mommy and daddy were sleeping. but mommy woke up and birdie was all whimpering and being a suck. she went on cuddled on mommy's pillow. pathetic. i guess next time I shouldn't growl and bark before i bite her.
Saturday, May 13, 2006
burdee haat scool. scool no fun. dadee tak burdee to scool wen momee gun. now momee hom and no scool. meen man en wyt shirt hurt burdee tumee. burdee tri bit meen man.
burdee be weth momee all dae. we nap ootsied bi pool.
momee hom momee hom momee hom!!!!!!
meneu hapee to.
Monday, May 8, 2006
She'll be sorry. One day she'll be at some fancy 5 star resort and she will realize she has no friends and life isn't all about money and glamour. But will Daddy, Birdie and I still be waiting for her? I think NOT. We will find a new mommy - not auntie penny though - she is an alien. Maybe if anyone is going to Victoria can they come get me and I will at least look for mommy? Convince her to come home.
Saturday, May 6, 2006
Oh I hope she comes home soon. It has been really nice outside but I don't trust Auntie Penny or Daddy to take me out for a walk.
If anyone sees Mommy please give her money for the ferry ride and send her home.
Wednesday, May 3, 2006
Then Daddy came home and saw Birdie was missing. He went and FOUND Birdie and she had been DRUGGED!!!! and they had cut her open and she had stitches!!!!!! I think maybe Auntie Penny is an alien, alien abductions!!!!
Today SHE CAME BACK!!!! I was soo scared I wouldn't let her touch ME or BIRDIE. I barked and growled. Birdie doesn't seem to care but I don't think she knows what happened to her. I don't know what to do. I wish Mommy would come home so I could tell her about Auntie Penny. Daddy must be helping Auntie Penny because he knew where Auntie Penny put Birdie and he still lets her come over.
This is totally freaky. If anyone sees my Mommy please tell her to come home and take us with her. I don't want to be probed.
Tuesday, May 2, 2006
GR-EAT. SO mommy will get tax cuts BUT she will have no jobs (as already witnessed...)
If there are any really really big puppies out there who live in Ottawa and need a BIG BONE to chew on I can reccomend a few...