i've had my blog for a whole year. I should really write something more interesting but i'm watching poltergeist with mommy, penny and daddy and I have to hide cause it is scary. but in the meantime.......happy birthday blog!
look what I got today! My first fan letter - and a talented fan at that. I think I will fire Mommy and hire her to do my winter collection - since Mommy hasn't even started and it is getting cold. I will say there has been some progress on my halloween costume - it is a secret as to what it is. Not as good as Elvis but I think I will look pretty smart.
minou needs: Minou Needs A Ottawa Home Minou needs some new neighbors on that corner! minou needs to learn to stop hitting other small animals Minou needs a PFD and a floating litter box.
Mommy needs: Mommy needs time to run. nice mommy needs a little break! mommy needs to go back to 2nd grade Mommy Needs Coffee
Daddy needs: dictator needs kidney Dictator needs an Air Force. dictator needs to show his devilish side with splashes of color like red for his bloody reign, and green for the bile in his heart. dictator needs a lawyer to jog his memory about his ruthlessness in the past
I got a new sweater!!!!! And it isn't my birthday and it isn't from Mommy or Daddy. It is from Mommy's BOSS! Sheila!!!!! She pretends she doesn't like me but we all know that isn't true now! It is from the GAP! I have a gap sweater. I think Daddy is gonna like it because he gets sick of all my girly pink sweaters. Maybe he will hang out with me this weekend.... HEE HEEEEEEE
This is me supervising daddy with the turkey - it was even bigger then me! DADDY'S TURKEY of which I was given NONE as usual. my new food dishes - space age fantastic. I have no pictures from mom 's birthdya cause they all suck and none of her presents smelled good or squeaked. Mommy sais she was going to make me a new sweater tonight but she didn't. Grrrrrr....
ok i have some pictures of mommy'a birthdya to post but that is boring compared to what I will tell you now. I got to go to Value Village and Winners today!!! And instead of sitting in my bag with it all zipped up I got to sit in a shopping cart like a real person!!!! It was so much fun! Mommy put my blanket down on the little seat section and then I sat there and she pushed me around the stores. I sniffed lots of clothes - lots and lots and lots. I think Mommy looked at even more. Sometimes when peole would come close enough I would sniff them too. It was great. Penny was with us too. After awhile in Winners it got boring so I went to sleep. Too many clothes. I knew why daddy stayed home. Value village was a little bit more fun cause there was lots more smells there! I smelled EVERYTHING. But I was so tired. I asked Mommy for uppies and she picked me up and carried me around - I fell asleep for a little bit. Shopping is so exhausting - I never knew. Now I know why Mommy comes home from work sooo tired. I slept all the way home in the car. I had to have abig nap too. But I like it - I want to go shopping more. I wish they let me in the fabric stores. and Grocery store. I always have to wait outside those places. Oh and Sat. we even went in the pet store and I got a big bone and new toy. Yay!
This is the shirt daddy made for me - I am super girl in it. I still didn't give Mommy anything fofr her birthday - in fact I practically ignored her yesterday. HA HA! I played with Penny who is visiting us... I like Penny. I am superpuppy!!!!
It's Mommy's birthday and guess what - I GOT HER NOTHING!!!!! Maybe I will give her lots of kisses - or maybe not. Maybe I will take her for a walk tomorrow. OR MAYBE NOT. I am a cute puppy I don't have to give Mommy ANYTHING!!!!!!!
Look Daddy is sewing. I don't know how I feel about this. Although he is making me a cool superman tshirt.
This is me in a new tshirt Mommy made me this morning. It is a Little Britain tshirt - with Vicky Pollard on it. Mommy and Daddy LOVE little britain. They wish it was on tv here again. BRING BACK LITTLE BRITAIN!!!! We went to fetch to get Julian abirthday present and to home depot and Mommy was surprised at how many people knew what little britain was. Home depot was fun - I got to ride in the cart! Mommy fed me buffalo treats the WHOLE TIME! WHOO HOOOOO!!! Do you hate this bluew carpet as much as I do? I was trying to get rid of it. I bunched it all up and was trying to get it out of the washroom but Mommy stopped me.
I got this new collar at fetch today - it has cherries on it. Cool eh? Mommy said it was for cats but I could still wear it.
This is one thing we got for Julian - when you squeeze it there is a squeak and it's tail and trunk stick out - I wish it was for me.
i was upset with Mommy for not playing with me last night. She came home early - but did that mean she spent extra time with me? NOOOOO... Evil Mommy... all she did was draw brigadoon costumes... BORING BORING. But I got back at her. I did my trick of waiting by the door to go and and then running away a few times. But when that wasn't effective enough I had a better idea. I went into the bedroom and puked all over the blankets. Then I came back out and pretended to be all cute and sweet and hopped on mommy's lap and licked her face with my puke mouth. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!! SHe didn't suspect a thing. HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA I got her good. She didn't even knonw I had puked until many hours later. Oh yah and the one time she did pay attention to me it was to cut my nails. This means war. I have already shredded a toilet paper roll. HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA! I'm sure I can damage a few things before she comes home from work today.
I don't think mommy was in the airport. these are some of the pictures she showed me and daddy. Suspicious eh? You don't think she went somewhere cool without me? I think she did. Why didn't she take me? I am hurt. Last night just to show her how sad I was she went without me I sat on her lap all night and licked her face ALL NIGHT! I don't think she will try that again.
Mommy left on Friday afternoon. I wasn't too worried cause I was waiting for Daddy. When he got home I asked him if we could go look for her. He DIDN'T let me!!!!!! Sat we went for a little walk and I looked for her but she was nowhere. Finally last night after I begged all weekend we went for a drive to look for Mommy and we found her! She was at the airport all weekend! I don't know why Mommy spent all weekend at the airport. She was there with her friends so maybe they were having fun. I am glad she is home now though. She does have some weird pictures that I have never seen at the airport before. I will show you some later. Now I have to say good bye to her - she is going to work. -minmin